Yep. I killed off Reader-chan simply because she pissed me off with her naive beliefs of cliche moments.
Sorry for this sucky oneshot. I don't know. I've just seen so many Dave Reader inserts that make Dave seem so... Lovey-dovey?
I just believe that Dave has the sense that he is better than Reader-chan and wouldn't act so cutesy with her.
Story belongs to me.
Dave belongs to you.
You belong to me.